So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.
The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:
#14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#13 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#11 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#10 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#8 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
very funny  ha ha ha... they can be funny sometime, the police. |
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Aug 26, 2010, 11:05:38 PM
Nice stuff hilarious 